It’s delightful, it’s delicious, it’s de-lobster

If you want to get into Anything Goes as an actor, singer, or dancer, read the script carefully before you audition.

If they want to douse you in lobsters and champagne at the beginning of Act II, just go with it.

Cole Porter was perverse this way, I guess.

I’m sure it’ll be worth it when the show’s a hit.